Dal film Jeffrey:
Skip Winkley: Who is your biggest sexual fantasy?
Barneys Waiter: [wipes the side of his mouth seductively] Den-ZEL Washington.
Jeffrey: The guy at the gym.
Sterling: Yoko Ono.
[everyone looks at Sterling with a suprised look]
Sterling: To see the house!
[Father Dan has just tried to kiss Jeffrey]
Jeffrey: Wait! Youre really a priest?
Father Dan: Of course.
Jeffrey: But… I mean, arent you supposed to be straight and celibate?
Father Dan: Maybe you didnt hear me. Im a CATHOLIC priest. Historically, that falls somewhere between chorus boy and florist.